caption: Hermione: Don't worry Ron, I'm sure Goyle still has feelings for you. I mean, look at me and Draco, we're happy together, right?
Harry: Hermione's right, Ron, Crabbe and I are still going strong, you just had a little misunderstanding, that's all.

9 Submitted by: Grayson
caption: Hermione: *to Ron* Just because our mascot is a lion doesn't mean you have to look like one ...

8 Submitted by: Kirz
caption: Ron: Why the hell am I using a pencil when there's a quill right there?
Harry: Beats me, I've got one, too.

7 Submitted by: Campy Capybara
caption: Hermione: Look guys, I know you don't believe me, but I'm telling you, Malfoy came up to me in the library last night and asked in a roundabout way if I was okay after the Quidditch World Cup thing.
Harry: So what did you say?
Hermione: Nothing. *thinks* because my lips were otherwise occupied!

6 Submitted by: I Am A Hamster
caption: Ron and Harry were disgusted to find that she had, in fact, NOT taken any notes all day. When Hermionie looked like she was scribbling down Professor McGonogal's lecture, she was really writing "Draco Malfoy" and Hermione Malfoy" and "Pansy Parkinson is an old bat" all over her notebook.

5 Submitted by: RebeccaChoong
caption: Ron: Hermione, trying to bear the fact that you're dating Draco Malfoy is bad enough ... But having a quill that records your activities in bed is more than I can take!

4 Submitted by: Sheila Marie
caption: Ron: So ... the love note wasn't ment for me?
Hermione: No, Ron ... Draco likes GIRLS with long BROWN hair.
Harry: *looks down* Don't worry Ron, I thougth it was for me too.

3 Submitted by: Ani
caption: Ron: "... Hermione? Why does your book have the letter 'D' scribbled into it?"
Harry: "'D'?"
Hermione: "... Oh, Ron. Those aren't D's. They're my failing attempt to draw crescent moons."
Harry: *locks eyes with Hermione* "But why are there 'M's beside them?"
Hermione: "They're birds!"
Ron: *confused* "At night?"

2 Submitted by: charlietookleaf
caption: Hermione: You know Ron, you're hair is getting a little out of control.
Ron: Oh yeah? Then what should my hair look like?
Hermione: *thoughtfully* I dunno, maybe blonde, slicked back ... that would be so sexy ...
Ron and Harry: *in unison* What?
Hermione: OH! nothing ...

1 Submitted by: Rika
caption: Harry: "..."
Hermione: "Yes Ron, I'm quite sure..."
Ron: *staring at the quill* But how can Malfoy be that *cough* big?!