10 Submitted by: Meg
caption: Harry: What do you mean Hermione and Malfoy are "together"?
Rita Skeeter: Come a little closer and I'll tell you everything I know...
Hermione: (mumbling to herself) How did she find out?
9 Submitted by: cherryghost
caption: Quiet, children! I think I hear something ... oh no, the fashion police! Hurry, hide me ...
8 Submitted by: Hali
caption: Draco: "oh look, its Potty and his little friends, and there dressed up for Halloween! lets see, Granger is a detective, figures ... Perfect Potter is ... Frankenstine? and Weasley King is.... wait what?
7 Submitted by: Sophie
caption: Harry: Tell me ... Those things you've written... Are they true?
Rita: Yes.. (pauses for dramatic effect) I saw them at an empty classroom near the Charms corridor.
Hermione: No, Harry! Don't listen to her!! She's a liar. Malfoy and I can't be in an empty classroom because we were at the restricted section of the library that night.. Uh, I mean... that is... we were studying... nothing funny going on (stutters) ehehehe... (nervous laughter)
6 Submitted by: RebeccaChoong
caption: Rita: Mr. Malfoy, that inappropriate declaration of love to Miss Granger is very amusing and all; but I can't publish it. Think of the little children!
5 Submitted by: Katherine
caption: Rita: And people think these two are gonna get together? Honestly, some people are so ignorant...can't they see that it's Malfoy and Granger?!
4 Submitted by: Lady Angelic
caption: Rita: Hermione! I can't BELIEVE this! Cheating on poor Harry with that DRACO character!
Hermione: Who the heck said I was dating Harry to begin with?!
Harry: Wait a moment... you mean you ARE dating Malfoy?
Rita: Why don't we ask him to come over here and then we'll see who's telling the truth! Oh DRACOOOO!
3 Submitted by: beachglass5387
caption: Hermione: "I can't believe you've been writing such horrible lies about me!"
Rita: "So...Let me get this straight, Miss Granger. You're angry because I've written that you're going behind famous Harry Potter's back to date Viktor Krum?"
Hermione: "No, I'm angry that you didn't say that I'm going behind the entire wizarding world's back to date the blonde dressed in green over there."
Harry: "Ron was right! You're fraternizing with the enemy!"
2 Submitted by: Michelle
caption: *Rita interrupted in the middle of interview*
Rita: What?....You mean, this isn't Draco's beautiful love slave? It's the girl? My bad!
1 Submitted by: Joggy26
caption: Harry: (looking at Rita Skeeter) What the hell did Malfoy do to himself?! I never though he had a "feminine" side.
Hermione: (looking at Rita Skeeter) Oh my god?! Malfoy and I are equal? And I was planning to tell him how much I adore him.
